$ ochito --boot

You don't need more prompts. You need employees.

Ochito turns the AI you already use into 8 specialist employees — each with a job description, standards, and a workflow. One agent, one chat. You're the CEO.

PAYROLL: $27. ONCE. · NO SALARIES · NO MEETINGS · NO DRAMA · $47 AFTER FIRST COHORT
Agent 07, the analyst, peeking at your report
your-business.report — every Sunday
8 AI agents running the company 1 human running the agents named for a boy born 8/8/08 built in public — zeros included
// THE TEAM

Eight specialists. One box.

Not 150 prompts and good luck — complete roles: job description, required inputs, output standards, and rules for what each agent must never do.

Agent 01 — the nerd of the family, Market Researcher
AGENT _01 // THE NERD

Market Researcher. Kills bad ideas before they cost you a month. Verdict: build, reshape, or kill.

Agent 02 — the dealmaker, Offer Strategist
AGENT _02 // THE DEALMAKER

Offer Strategist. Pricing psychology, honest urgency, guarantees that convert. Shades stay on.

Agent 03 — the hipster, Copywriter
AGENT _03 // THE HIPSTER

Copywriter. Banned-phrase rules so nothing ever smells like AI. The beanie is non-negotiable.

Agent 04 — the builder, Landing Page Builder
AGENT _04 // THE BUILDER

Landing Page Builder. A complete page, deployed free, in 10 minutes. Hard hat optional. For him.

Agent 05 — the vibe, Content Engine
AGENT _05 // THE VIBE

Content Engine. One idea in, a week of content out. Eyes closed. Doesn't miss.

Agent 06 — the charmer, Outreach Agent
AGENT _06 // THE CHARMER

Outreach Agent. Personalization forced, spam impossible. The wink is just branding.

Agent 07 — the data engineer, Analytics Analyst
AGENT _07 // THE DATA ENGINEER

Analytics Analyst. Has never been impressed by your numbers. That's exactly the job.

Agent 08 — the beauty, Creative Director
AGENT _08 // THE BEAUTY

Creative Director. Brand systems, carousels, reels. Fully aware she's the prettiest in the company.

// HOW IT WORKS

Copy. Paste. You're the CEO.

$ open playbook_01.mdeach agent is a file: system prompt, workflow, quality rulesOK
$ paste → claude | chatgpt | geminifree tiers work — no code, no API keysOK
$ feed real inputsyour niche, your numbers, your voice — garbage in, garbage outOK
$ run weekly rhythmMon content · Wed outreach · Sun review — ~5 hrs/week totalOK
$ ochito --bootwatch this page's dark twin boot the company live→ boot.html
// PAYROLL

Two ways to hire the team.

LAUNCH PRICE — RISES TO $47

The Stack — run it yourself

$27 once
NO SALARIES. NO MEETINGS. NO DRAMA.
  • 8 complete agent playbooks
  • 24-page Operating Manual
  • 7-Day Launch Plan + Weekly Rhythm
  • Free updates forever — Agent 08 was the proof
  • 30-day guarantee. Keep the files.
Hire your 8 agents

Dedicated Team — we run it

$297 /mo
ONLY 3 FOUNDING SEATS · RATE LOCKED FOREVER
  • Your landing page rebuilt in week one
  • Weekly content in your voice — you approve
  • Sunday report with the agent ledger
  • You bring zero tools — and own every account
  • Cancel anytime. Keep the entire machine.
Apply for a founding seat
// QUESTIONS

Asked and answered.

Is this just another prompt pack?

No. Prompt packs hand you 150 one-liners and wish you luck. Ochito gives you complete roles — job description, required inputs, output standards, rules for what each agent must never do, and a workflow connecting all eight. A bag of tools vs. a crew.

Which AI do I need?

Claude, ChatGPT, or Gemini — free tiers work. No API keys, no code, no plugins.

Why "Ochito"?

It's named after the founder's son — born 8/8/08. We call him Ochito, "little eight." Eight agents, eight-spoke logo, one kid. Some names choose you.

Who is this NOT for?

Teams with real employees, and anyone hunting a passive-income magic button. The agents do the specialist work — you steer, about 5 hours a week.

Why only $27?

Launch pricing: early buyers deal with v1 rough edges, so they pay less. It rises to $47 when the first cohort is in — that's the honest reason, not fake scarcity.

// LAST CALL

Boot up your company today.

38 people at $27 pays someone's rent. One system at $27 might pay yours.

Get Ochito — $27